In corn movies we do a whole bunch of sex positions that often don’t make any sense at all…
But, there are some positions that surprisingly feel amazing for both you and the girl and no one is doing them.
Today I’ll rank a few of them based off:
- How pleasurable it is for her (1-10)
- How pleasurable it is for you (1-10)
- How comfortable it is (1-10)
The total score being out of 30 — with ‘0’ being complete doo-doo retarded, and ‘30’ being turbo-gasmic “careful, you’ll alpha-widow her” territory.
So you can start trying the good ones to spice things up in the bedroom… making her bite her lip wondering what you’re about to do next… and making her shake and scream in the most unpredictable ways possible.
Sound good?
Position #1: Standing Leg Up Doggy Style
Doggy style — except she is standing… on one leg, while you hold up her other one.
Super acrobatic. She has to balance, and you have to hold her leg up and hips to make sure she doesn’t fall over and snap your dick in half.
Not better than the traditional doggy style…
In fact, it actually distracts her from the pleasure because she’s focused on balancing.
This position is purely for the viewer’s pleasure.
Her pleasure — 4/10
My pleasure — 4/10
Comfort — 3/10
Total: 11/30
Below average.
Position #2: The T-bone
She’s lying on her back, and you are lying on your side creating this ‘T’ shape between the two of you.
It’s actually a pretty interesting angle of penetration…
Very unique for the both of you that’s for sure, though it’s not very effective for getting you or her off.
It is, however, very comfortable. Both of you just lay there and all you have to do is pull her in and out/thrust with your hips.
Perhaps do this when you’re tired or just to mix it up.
Her pleasure — 5/10
My pleasure — 5/10
Comfort — 9/10
Total: 19/30
Average.
Position #3: Reverse Spoon
She’s lying on her side, with the leg closest to the bed being straight, and the other leg in front of her (still resting on the bed, or you can put it on your shoulder like the picture)
You are straddling between her straight leg.
This… is one of my favorite positions to do. Both on and off camera.
Firstly, because I’m a butt guy and I get a good view of it.
Secondly, it’s also a very unique and GOOD angle of penetration. Every woman I’ve done this with enjoys it.
And all you have to do is thrust and grab and pull her ass/legs.
Her pleasure — 8/10
My pleasure — 8/10
Comfort — 8/10
Uniqueness +1
Total: 25/30
Turbo-gasm!
Position #4: The Piledriver
She’s balancing on her shoulders with the rest of her body in the air, while you stand on top and hold her up.
Probably the most retarded position ever.
This takes a LOT of effort to pull off…
And if your dick naturally points up like mine does, it is super uncomfortable (even painful) to penetrate downwards like this.
Her pleasure — 1/10
My pleasure — 1/10
Comfort — 1/10
Total: 3/30
Doo-doo.
Well, this was a fun email to write.
And here’s the thing…
Whatever positions you choose to use, to make her ORGASM you need to be able to GET HARD and STAY HARD.
And that’s where The Clubhouse “Wood” and “Stud” Formulas are your best friends…
Because Wood makes you HARD as STEEL…
And Stud makes you last as long as a corn star.
Enjoy both!
And I’ll talk to you soon…
